Mutation Pootation
I reared my ugly butt from the ruins, And smelled the god-awful pooin’s. There has been a nuclear warhead of …
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Battlefield of Brown
This chud is large and takes up much space. The pushes of agony contorts my face. Its chunks are large, …
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Fecal Demise
This turd has met with it’s fecal demise! The pooping was good but the stink I despise! I swear on …
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Royal Treatment
I sat down and closed my eyes. Bracing myself for a fecal surprise. Was it going to be big or …
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Oh The Joys
I really like to take a poo. There’s nothing else I’d rather do. It’s very peaceful while you wait. It’s …
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The Raging Storm
My eye of brown began to weep, as a toxic gas began to seep. Something has made my coight quite …
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A Terrible Seeping
It’s 3am and I should be sleeping. Instead from my coight, a terrible seeping. With an almighty pain, and a …
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Putrid Mess
It slipped and it slurmed, a torrenting brown stream. As I released this brown with a devilish scream. Three coffees …
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Poo Battle
I’m in the thick of a poo battle. Brown trophies adorn my mantle. My fallen comrades, beneath me lay. The …
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A Poo Lost in Time
Feels like aeons since I shat. My bowel has grown quite fat. I take the porcelain throne. Release the ancient …
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Solid Chunks
Early morning I started to spray. Solid clumps of brown flew away. Hilarious sounds accompanied this dump. A rectal orchestra …
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Deafening Shout
With a deafening shout, my poo did sprout. It’s enormity in size, my anus’ demise. With its foul stink, my …
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A Morning Glory
Early morning and I’m two coffees down. It’s time for me to go lay some brown. I plant my cheeks …
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Morning Gory
It was that time for morning glory. With how my stomach felt I knew it would be gory. My stomach …
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Coffee Coffee
This is a joint effort pooem between Shizhard Wizard and Count Dumpula! Coffee coffee the magical goop. The more you …
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Poseidon’s Kiss
Quite disgusted I am with this turd. It’s so soft and mushy is quite absurd. It wastes no time in …
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Mushy Morsel
The stench was so foul, I nearly fainted. The person before me, the porcelain they painted. Shades brown, black and …
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