Tried So Hard
Ever tried so hard but to no avail? Releasing your brown at the pace of a snail? Well, fear not …
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The Throne and The Squid
Boy! What a gigantic turd I just did. It had as many logs as tentacles to a squid. And the …
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Two Days Critical
The past two days I’ve been at critical mass. Expelling fecal monsters from out my ass. Stinky and brown and …
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Bogsing Day
I’m surrounded by crapping paper, Christmas is over. My belly is full and I’ve got the world’s worst hangover. Yesterday …
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Between The Pipes
It’s been a while between the pipes. A blockage so big, I need more wipes. First round was easy, just …
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A Stain To Remember
White undies, what on Earth was I thinking? Now my browns are clearly streaking. The marks left here are a …
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The Brown Convict
The brown convict was restless. His desire for freedom, endless. He had to wait for the right time. To break …
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Brown Biscuit
My anus is feeling a bit frisket. Maybe it was the delicious brisket. It was cooked to absolute poofection. Now …
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Groundbog Day
This morning when I unloaded my guts. I felt good, no longer in a fecal rut. But that feeling of …
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Retripootion
Someone has been leaving their brown curds. On the walls and floors their smeared turds. A small mountain of monstrosities …
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The San Churro Chocolate Strangler
On All Hallows’ Eve, the clock struck twelve. Into the toilet bowl, this story does delve. In The San Churro …
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Rancid Salami
I grunt out this huge boulder. Such force my cheeks smoulder. Into the bowl the brown rock dives. No water …
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Late Night Lingers
It’s way past bedtime and I can’t sleep. Trouble in my bowels, a poo does creep. It nags and taunts …
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The Flaming Bag
Here’s the prank known as The Flaming Bag. It’s an all-time favourite doodoo gag! What a great prank! What a …
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Battle Cry of Bog
Rally the troops. Gather the poops. It’s time to sit and fight. Make these shits smite. Flood them with brown …
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Casting The Brown Stones
The pooets back home held fast the pooetry fort. Papa drops loads and The Count provides support. Doodoo Dave has …
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Shades of Brown
I’m gonna haveta sign up to one of these gyms. I’m not dropping enough solid Slim Jims. I’ve been told …
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