It’s so steamy and hot.
Like my oiled cracker slot.
Out comes a prize winner.
It’s Satan’s fecal dinner.
My rancid brown snot.

Lucifer gobbles it down.
Nearly chokes on the brown.
Licking his lips he seems pleased.
He enjoyed my rectal sneeze.
Starring at me, he now frowns.

The Devil wants seconds.
To my rectum, he beckons.
So I attempt another helping.
“More!” The demons are yelping.
So I pray to The Heavens.

Oh no! I think I’m all out!
Satan begins to shout.
So I give it a final heave.
It rockets from my rear sleeve.
Blasting from Hell it breaks out!