An Ancient Brown Power
After a burger of epic proportions. I had to commit a stinky abortion. And in the bowl lay a foul …
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The Brown Sweats: Part III
I’ve got The Brown Sweats. This morning, in my duvets. Then again at breakfast time. Dacks filled with brown slime. …
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Danger Spill Plopinson!
I need somewhere to drop this load. Somewhere like my own abode. But I’m miles away in a foreign land. …
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To The Moon!
The engines are primed, my bowels are full. To kick off this launch I’ll give my finger a pull. A …
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Ancient Ass Unloading
It feels like I haven’t taken a shit in ages. This pooem may take up many pages. In fact, I …
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Pooetry Fuel
I’m running dangerously low on pooetry fuel. Without it I cannot produce rhymes about stool. The lack of poopy rhymes …
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Special Delivery
I just dropped off a husky delivery. The package oozed out so slippery. I had to use a wee bit …
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Obey The Rules
Some asshole has broken the pooing rules. They’ve left behind something brown and cruel. Their unflushed remains are more than …
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360° Brown
Like a scene in a movie stuck on repeat… Someone had trouble, there’s sweat on the seat. But the urge …
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Advice From The Master
If you need some lessons in pooping, heed The Master. Here’s some advice to avoid nasty doodoo disaster. Take your …
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R.I.P. Rest in Poop
A despicable porcelain left to rot. Still filled with a stinking brown grot. The flusher broken, long in disrepair. Left …
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Dump Truck
BEEP BEEP BEEP! The dump truck backs up to the potty. SLOP SLOP SLOP! Its fetid fecal goods are so …
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Brown Batter
I may have accidentally spilled my guts. A loose bowel has given me the spluts. I might have an unexpected …
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Manly Shit
I don’t know why and I don’t know how. But a sloppy wet fart I did just now… It came …
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Spreading The Caca Condiments
In the past I’ve mentioned chocolatey Buttella. It’s a thick sickly treat, I’ll tell ya what fella. But may I …
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Brown Queef Grief
I wash my hands then brush my teeth. Time to deposit a stinky brown queef. But it’s come too soon, …
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Considering Quitting
Here I sit on the employee’s loo. Dropping clumps of my brown goo. I just released a monstrous handful. The …
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