Brown Plunder
Dare ye not cross the pirates brown. Lest ye sink into the poo and drown. Avast ye swabs, I spy …
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Tour of The Poo Zoo
I planted my ass to squeeze out a poo. But what came out belongs in the zoo. Open your mind, …
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Flight of The Brown Concord
As I take the porcelain seat I announce “All aboard!” Now commences the flight of the brown concord! We take …
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Multitaskin’ Poop
I’m sitting on the toilet, drinking a beer. Yes, at the same time as pooping from my rear. It’s called …
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Victory at Last
I got comfortable on the loo… And with a gentle push began to poo. There was a turtle head that …
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Number Two
Pure Pooetry just turned two. So I release a twin rear spew. Keeping with this theme. I let out a …
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The Royal Seal
Pushing out a rock. Now the seal has been broken. Geyser made of poo. By Guest Pooet, The People’s …
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The Sound of Shiteness
Hello brownness my old friend. I’d come to squeeze one out again. The scent was planted in my brain. It …
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Cheap Toilet Paper Sucks
You’ll know you work for a kind employer. If the toilet paper is not a rectum destroyer. If you have …
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First Fecal Swill
Here’s the first fecal swill of the day. The smell has scared all others away. In fact it has me …
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End The War on Bogs
The war on bogs has been a complete failure. All it’s pooduced is a terrible rectal flavour. Now and then …
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Papa’s Birthday Bog
Today is the anniversary of my birth. Celebrating, I produce a monstrous girth. Eggs on toast with super strong coffee. …
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DOA: Dumped On Arrival
Rushed to the porcelain throne. Bust out a poo with a groan. Made the delivery just in time. Any later …
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Olympic Dive
Velvety smooth my package is unloaded. Nicely deposited, nothing has exploded. Into the water with a very small splash. 10 …
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Doodoo Dwelling
Hey, would you do me a solid? This bathroom is filthy and squalid. The porcelain is badly in need of …
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Pure Pooetry Incorpoorated
Our shit-shares have sky rocketed through the roof. Thus it’s a good thing our toilets are rustproof. Our porcelain has …
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David and Pooliath
My monstrous oppoonent towers above me, mighty and fierce. I may be puny but his underwear, my weapon will pierce. …
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