Number Two

Pure Pooetry just turned two.
So I release a twin rear spew.
Keeping with this theme.
I let out a couple screams.
But in the bowl there’s more than a few.

Could I wipe with just two squares?
I could try, but gee, I don’t dare.
This bog might need the whole roll.
And then I’ll be on paper patrol.
Cos this shit is the lion’s share.

Once done I double flush.
Good measure for the mush.
The deuce swirls twice.
Porcelain doesn’t look nice.
I better scrub with the brush.

Pure Pooetry

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