Pooetry, War

End The War on Bogs

The war on bogs has been a complete failure.
All it’s pooduced is a terrible rectal flavour.

Now and then everyone enjoys glorious bogs.
So why should the pooliticians be such hogs?

It’s my backside, my rectum and my goddamn poop.
So why am I forced to jump through a red tape hoop?

The plumbing system is failing, something has to give.
Bogging scared and frightened is no way to live.

Human greed and poolitical correctness.
Symptoms of societies impoofectness.

So I declare bogs should be legal for one and for all!
Moderation is key, lest it be your poo filled pitfall!

Pure Pooetry

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