Pure Pooetry Bookletry
I have a little secret to tell. It has quite a pungent smell. We’re working on a bookletry. Filled with …
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Crimping The Pickle
Going about my Saturday work… And of course my bunghole had to twerk. This wasn’t the time to be taking …
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A Violent Slew of Poo
Without warning came the fecal slew. The clean-up will require an entire crew. This hideous, sloppy, rancid slaw. Come out …
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Morning Sog
Upon waking this morning I knew something was askew. A sudden and strange feeling that made me want to spew. …
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Where’s The Spew?
This coffee has put me in quite a stew. Now I need to unleash a rectal spew. Or maybe it …
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Too Close To The Sun / Fecal at Sea
I went too far this time, I flew too close to The Sun. Two double espressos equal a rumbling in …
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Grizzle Drizzle
I whimper and I whine and I start to grizzle. As out from my anus, leaks a brown poo drizzle. …
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Poo Years Resolution
It was the poo years resolution that got me to writing. For I’d been on a break from porcelain smiting. …
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Xmas Mess 2016
This Christmas ham has long since expired. Where on Earth was this foul meat acquired? It leaves a stain on …
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Panicked Poo
I’m rushing to the loo, to take this urgent poo! It’s crazy, like shit-flinging monkeys in a zoo. I’m in …
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The Bowel Breaker
In the middle of the night it strikes. A vicious fecal attack no one likes. The kind that gives your …
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Brown Cheese
Squeeze out the brown cheese. Give a sequel if it does please. But I shoulda left it in a ditch. …
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Fight Fecal With Fragrance
Drizzling chocolate streams. Disgusting runny creams. A soft serve gone wrong. A stench so meaty and strong. A nightmare, not …
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Abhorrent Soft Serve Ripple
I’ve found myself in a bit of a pickle. As I can’t stop the release, of this brown soft serve …
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The Splatterfiend
The Splatterfiend has returned from the grave. And brought with him, his anus, to misbehave. A pungent cocktail of feces …
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Take The Fall
I can’t tell where the blood stopped and the poo started. I blew my hole out, when I farted. It was …
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Speedy Shit
Rocketing to the loo, I gots to go real bad. My face is so red you’d think I was mad. …
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Waiting For The Coconut To Drop
It’s been a long trip, I drank many a beer. But now the time for pooping is here. But alas …
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