Two strikes down and the bases were loaded. It was time for the porcelain to be eroded. I could feel …

I assume the position to make some Milo. I take the throne and begin the low flow. Three huge tablespoons, …

This soggy brown potato mash. Is more a concrete-like hard crash. I’ll need an ice cream scoop. To remove the …

An icy breeze is what I could feel… As my chocolate banana began to peel. About zero degrees is what …

Ate so much I was truly well fed. So much so I birthed a shit head. Leaving it felt like …

My bowels attacked by mysterious forces. Sinister fecal churning and evil causes. This shit-storm brewing is ready to break. An …

I swear this bog is the purest of evil. What is coming out should not be legal. This girthly monster …

Man’s best friend has unique poo. But sometimes it’s a runny stew. Like a soft serve or fruit puree. From …

This is a Pure Pooetry Collabpooration between Shizhard Wizard, Papa Poosepi and Count Dumpula!  Here’s a triple unloading from the …

This solid log drops. Into the water it plops. Deep thud is heard. Like lead, a heavy turd. On the …

In prison, everyone can hear you poop. So little privacy while you drop goop. You’ll become the master of the …

When you want a delicious cinematic treat. Without getting out of your comfy seat. Look no further than this salty, …

Coming atcha wit another rhyme. This filthy fecal stained like grime. I’m all like, “man dis ass gotta blast.” So …