Bake Off

Just now the Earth started to quake.
And in response my bowel is awake.

I felt a sudden southern rumble.
Followed by my gut giving a grumble.

An actual earthquake is happening right now.
And my body thinks it’s competition for my bowel.

Who can produce the harshest shake?
Mother nature or what my gut will bake?

I sit on the throne to deliver the prize winner.
But I’m shaken off, and out floods my dinner.

Pure Pooetry

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