Pizza Slut
My guts tingle at the sensation, this is my que for anal devastation. As it suddenly dawns on me, for …
Rancid Fruit
Squeezing out a rancid fruit. Into the water it does poot. And with a flush off it scoots. Gone sailed …
The Dry Wipe
You’ve sat long and hard. But did you expel any lard? Force of habit, you’re unsure. If there was any …
Fade To Scat
Turds they seem to float away. Whether solid or only spray. Lots of TP on the shelf. Is most important …
Short Story of Glory
As I sit here on upon my throne, I start to ponder the unknown. I feel a sudden little slip, …
The Crappachino
Thousands flocking for the new craze, A new style of coffee sets the tongue ablaze, A nutty robust flavour with …
Thou Shalt Not Poop
A doodie-dove sits anxiously perched. I’m in a frantic, panicking search. Desperately I seek a vacant cubicle. This brown rock …
My Little Poony
Everyone poops, there’s no denying. Some refute it but they are lying. Even animals of land, air and sea. They …
Fartmageddon
Morning breaks on a fartless sky, The promise of sunset naught but a lie, The eggs being served were long …
Motivational Speech
You must keep the fecal flowing. Brown ropes mustn’t stop going. The stink is long, strong and has a pong. …
Powerful Poo
A recent pooping had an unusual aesthetic. It felt ticklish as though it were electric. The second round gave me …
The Polished Turd
Like a diamond in the rough. I see more than just gross stuff. There’s pootential in these rhymes. Combined with …
This Shit Ain’t Gonna Fly
Middle of the night I received the call. Bowels said it’s time for a midnight brawl. Tippy-toe to the loo …
The Slow Dance
The filth is oozing at super slow mo. Like a broken down soft serve flow. Chocolate ice cream drips like …
