Multitaskin’ Poop

I’m sitting on the toilet, drinking a beer.
Yes, at the same time as pooping from my rear.

It’s called multitasking, look it up sometime.
You might find productive ways to release slime.

If you must know I’m drinking a refreshing Blue Moon.
Interestingly while I release a brown monsoon.

It’s a lovely Belgian white wheat ale.
But I’ve strained so hard I’ve turned pale.

On second thoughts, this might not be a great idea…
The fecal stench is wafting far too near.

The aroma of my beer has been overwhelmed by stink.
It’s killed the taste, so I puke in the sink.

Pure Pooetry

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