Caca-Corpse
I just unloaded a whopping dump. So heavy, it made a loud thump. And when I extracted this meaty corpse. …
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I Spy With My Brown Eye
I’ll tell you a story and believe me it’s true… About what I saw floating inside the loo. Something so …
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Down in The Dumps
My friend I heard you were down in the dumps. I heard your poop was runny with lumps. So here …
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Poolution Solution
On the throne I sat to take a dump… Which blasted out in a magnificent clump. The porcelain cracked and …
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Monster Dump
I just unloaded this monster dump. It splashed down with a mighty thump. In the bowl, violent ripples. My anus …
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Buy Our Book!
Six months ago a release came from within. Yeah, our book may be small and thin… But it’s filled with …
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Shits and Giggles
Why are you offended by a poo streak in the bowl? It’s not as if it’s a framed photo hanging …
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Sleuthing Shitting Sloth Returns
Trouble to begin with as I was touching cloth… More trouble ensued as I birthed a mangey sloth. A twist …
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Stroppy Ploppy
I’m feeling angry. I’m enduring a bit of rage. So I make a fist and empty my poo cage. But …
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The Circle of Life
My undies feel a bit wet. So naturally I start to fret. I decide to take a quick dump. And …
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Not Enough Shitters
There’s only two cubicles in this joint. Lack of facilities is the case in point. This is where I work, …
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The Stinky-Wink
This morning’s dump is unlike any other. A foul stench warns me to run for cover. You see, as my …
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A Pooetry Collabpooration: Mr. Creamy Shits!
This is a Pure Pooetry Colabpooration between Shizhard Wizard, Papa Poosepi and Count Dumpula! Hi there folks, Mr. Creamy Shits …
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Run Poosepi Run
Busting, I had to poop really bad… I was forced to clench like I never had. Several minutes away was the …
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Double Whammy
I just unloaded a double whammy. Splash soaked my jewelled family. The gross girth of these evil twins. Couldn’t miss …
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