I’m bustin’ to unload this massive dump.
Been carrying it since it was a wee lump.
But the opportunity never arose.
So the lump just grows and grows.
And now I’m visibly showing a bump.
I think it’s a chocolate ice cream dessert.
Because now and then it kicks and it hurts.
Pregnant with this soft serve baby.
Will I ever give rectal birth? Maybe?
9 months later I pooped this fecal squirt.