I just unloaded a double whammy.
Splash soaked my jewelled family.

The gross girth of these evil twins.
Couldn’t miss landing in the watery bin.

The greasiness of the brown meat.
Helped me perform this fecal feat.

In the bowl two huge salamis float.
A pair of grotesque naval boats.

A salute to farewell these warships from Hell.
Here comes the downward watery swell.

But as reported this was a two fold dump.
One flush not enough for these giant clumps.