Pooetry, Coffee

Poolution Solution

On the throne I sat to take a dump…
Which blasted out in a magnificent clump.

The porcelain cracked and the walls shook.
Two cups off coffee is all it took.

But the wipe was great it wasn’t easy.
The clump left my anus all slimy and greasy.

So maybe the coffee wasn’t the best solution.
Both atmosphere and ocean copped my poolution.

Pure Pooetry

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