I just unloaded this monster dump.
It splashed down with a mighty thump.
In the bowl, violent ripples.
My anus is severely crippled.
Never again shall my butt do the crump.

Poop chute is damaged beyond repair.
Only thing worse is the stink in the air.
So heavy was this beastly goop.
Like the landing of Godzilla’s poop.
Will flushing clog the pipes, do I dare?