I just unloaded a whopping dump.
So heavy, it made a loud thump.

And when I extracted this meaty corpse.
Blasting it out I felt no remorse.

I’m unsure if it died upon impact.
Or because it was already crapped.

When I was wiping, I had to dig deep.
No shallow burial for this caca-creep.

Into the sewer afterlife, and godspeed.
May your spoorit be fecally freed.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust…
Rest in poop, doodie-death disgust.