I just unloaded a whopping dump.
So heavy, it made a loud thump.
And when I extracted this meaty corpse.
Blasting it out I felt no remorse.
I’m unsure if it died upon impact.
Or because it was already crapped.
When I was wiping, I had to dig deep.
No shallow burial for this caca-creep.
Into the sewer afterlife, and godspeed.
May your spoorit be fecally freed.
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust…
Rest in poop, doodie-death disgust.
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