Crimping The Pickle
Going about my Saturday work… And of course my bunghole had to twerk. This wasn’t the time to be taking …
Pure Pooetry
Bestial Bog
I had no inkling of the beast I was to release. Sinister forces emerged when I birthed the grease. The …
Pure Pooetry
Back To The Crack
We haven’t poosted a pooem in nearly a week. What can I say, our shits grown too weak. I’d ask …
Pure Pooetry
The Rage Borry
This day sucks I wish I could turn the page. But instead, I’ll take a borry of rage. It’s the …
Pure Pooetry
Those Still Loyal
This shit was cast with mindless aggression. I’d hoped it would calm, with some suppression. But too much anger from …
Pure Pooetry
Smouldering
Sometimes just for laughs, I perform massive rectal blasts! I muster all the energy I can force, Destroying the bowl …
Pure Pooetry
Solid Chunks
Early morning I started to spray. Solid clumps of brown flew away. Hilarious sounds accompanied this dump. A rectal orchestra …
Pure Pooetry
The Pootective
I hadn’t taken a dump all day. Until I got home and began to spray. Such an explosion of terrifying …
Pure Pooetry
