Busting, I had to poop really bad…
I was forced to clench like I never had.
Several minutes away was the nearest loo.
I was in a panic and knew not what to do.
I wondered if I could poop right on the floor.
And if a wild animal could be blamed for the gore.
The pain grew ferocious from my taint.
If I didn’t act quickly I was going to faint.
With each passing moment, my terror grew.
I had to stand still… else out came the rear spew.
I summoned the strength for one last clench.
I was almost soiled and could smell the stench.
Like Forest Dump I decided to run.
I had no choice and it wouldn’t be fun.
I ran faster than Usain Bolt.
So I could be rid of my revolt.
Then a miracle of the fecal kind.
I made it to the loo and planted my behind.