Coffee, Pooetry

No Stain, No Gain

White was the porcelain prior to use.
It wouldn’t last long cos I needed to deuce.

Last nights meal was sausages and steak.
A lethal combo judging by the wind I did break.

A few coffees later I was ready for action.
My bowels went into fecal traction.

So I took my seat on the shiny whitey…
Then explosively covered it with dark brown shitey.

Pure Pooetry

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