Stinky Brownout

Have you ever taken a scary shite?
The kind that makes you scream in fright?

Nothing about the following is funny.
And for the record the deuce was runny.

It was a stormy night and I was in a hurry.
A late night coffee had produced a slurry.

So there I was sitting upon the throne.
Minding my own business and all alone.

I expelled the highly volatile corrosive!
At a speed I can only describe as explosive!

I started to wipe and the lights began to flicker!
To avoid a mess I decided to wipe quicker!

But with a crack of thunder, the storm made me shout!
I was now trapped on the throne in a stinky brownout!

Pure Pooetry

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