I love drinking coffee, oh yes I do.
The only problem is the monstrous poo.
After a few cups of that dark roast delight…
I give birth to the source of all fright.
And it comes on so quickly, all of a sudden.
Gotta reach the loo before the levee’s a floodin’.
It’s like a volcano ready to spew abruptly.
But unlike a volcano, this is a bit nutty.