For cereal there’s Coco Poops, drenched in sour brown soup.
The odour is so sickly, you’d prefer a runny poorridge goop.
But at least there’s coffee, it hasn’t changed… much?
Oh wait, someone warmed the pot using their rear crotch.
Well, that’s all there is so you might as well dig in!
Afterwards you can flush it all into the fecal bin!