Reporting on the mission, secret agent 002.
I had a stealthy and secret job to doodoo.
The objective was a souvlaki, loaded to the brim.
It filled my bowels, now the situation looked grim.
And foolishly, a big rich coffee I’d just downed.
And the enemy had started mobilising the brown.
So I formed a plan to tackle this brown crime.
I needed the utmost urgency to blast the slime.
And I knew the stakes were just too high.
So I sped homeward to make this shit fly!
Arriving safely but busting down the door…
Inches before touchdown I blasted the gore!
The mission was a success, but such a risk.
Cos landing on the bowl, I slipped a disc!