War on The Dark Brown Sea
It’s time to set sail on the dark brown sea. We’re going to war to set our turds free. The …
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Pooetry Fuel
I’m running dangerously low on pooetry fuel. Without it I cannot produce rhymes about stool. The lack of poopy rhymes …
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Coffee Goes in…
The coffee goes in, toffee comes out. Time to create brown sauerkraut. The stink is rich, the stink is rank. …
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Maxed Out on Coffee
I’m on coffee number two and it’s only 10am. Something tells me I’ll be destroying the S-bend. The clock reaches …
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Foul Foretelling
Good old coffee, it keeps me awake. I’m on cup five, here comes the quake. But coffee keeps me fired …
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Coffee is My Fuel
Coffee is my friend, coffee is my fuel. If I drink enough I’ll fill the brown pool. It goes down …
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Shades of Brown
I’m gonna haveta sign up to one of these gyms. I’m not dropping enough solid Slim Jims. I’ve been told …
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The Crappachino
Thousands flocking for the new craze, A new style of coffee sets the tongue ablaze, A nutty robust flavour with …
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Master of Nuggets
Did you hear about that one time… When Papa splattered the bowl with slime? Or the time he produced a …
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Papa Poosepi and The Morning Glory
You’re in for a treat coz it’s time for a story. About Papa Poosepi and his morning glory. The day …
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Slavin’ Away
I’m stuck in a dead end like this compacted stool. I’ve been putting this off like a damned fool. It’s …
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Putrid Mess
It slipped and it slurmed, a torrenting brown stream. As I released this brown with a devilish scream. Three coffees …
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A Morning Glory
Early morning and I’m two coffees down. It’s time for me to go lay some brown. I plant my cheeks …
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Sleuthing Shitting Sloth
Four coffees deep and I’m touching cloth. It sleuths out slowly just like a sloth. The stench is pungent, heavy …
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Coffee Coffee
This is a joint effort pooem between Shizhard Wizard and Count Dumpula! Coffee coffee the magical goop. The more you …
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Paid in Full
My cheeks were planted and my turd exploded. I have no doubt the porcelain will be eroded. It was a …
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A Lesson Learned
It took two flushes to wash down, my explosive monsoon coloured brown. I knew I was in trouble before I …
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The Defiler
Such an enormous deuce does await. I’ve pushed so hard I’ve got shakes. I’m in some pain and a lot …
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