Fartimus Rhyme Like Clockwork
I shit once a day to keep my colon clean. I’m quite regular if you know what I mean. I …
30th Anniversary of Mt St. Helens
Ass crack bulging with pressure applied. One evil turd waiting on the inside. Out it bursts as all Hell breaks …
Soft Serve
Warm ooze I slowly drop. Like an evil ice cream shop. From my ass it did plop. Need a shower …
Pooetry Tag: Part 2
A toast to those of us who boast about bathroom poetry we post. Seated on the throne using our phones …
Pooetry Tag: Part 1
Tag! You’re it. Tagged by a pooem written while I shit. Compose your own wit… And pass it to the …
Onomato-poo-eia: Part 2
Ah, the musical sounds from the loo. A RRIIIIIPPPP, a KERPLOP, and a poo. They are not in the billboard …
Onomato-poo-eia: Part 1
Pooping… hear the kerplop. Ass is burning and quite hot. Ahhhh, drop of cool water makes me hop. Clog the …
Iambic Buttameter
By myself quiet and content. Pushing out a stool that’s bent. In the porcelain, I’ve left a dent. A big …
Reluctant Artist
Here I am forming my creation. Substance like clay, a sculptor’s elation. However, this clay I will not be rollin’. …
I Didn’t Make it
Frantic running to a filled up stall. I gotta go now to answer the call. Doubling over in pain up …
Classic Inspiration
Here I sit, my cheeks a parted. Tried to dump, but only farted. I decided to wait till it happens. …
The Evil Trio – Salsa, Milk, Beer
Playing a stinking tune with my rear. Not quite beautiful music to my ears. Spicy hot steamer bringing on tears. …
Lactose Intolerance
Milk and salsa my intestines detest. Plainly obvious by my diarrhea fest. Barely made it to this bowl on which …
Shameful Exit
Valve wide open, the pressure applied. Spackling the bowl of my porcelain ride. Squeeze and pinch, grunt and wince-making ungodly …
A Cup of Starbutts
A late night coffee has caused a tussle. My bowel is moving and starting to rustle. Pain is unbearable I …
Fraudulent Poo
I am a pretty regular fella. Mornings I drop brown into yella. But today I gotzta tell ya. I’m plugged …