Brown Graffiti
Monday morn, the dunnies are nice and clean. The porcelain is so shiny it even gleams. I must congratulate the …
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The Throne of Management
I’ve just discovered the manager’s throne! Such a wonderous facility I’ve never known! There is no comparison, this throne is …
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The Big Shattering Trouble
Whoever says size does not matter… Has never seen their deuce do a bowl shatter. I just released a mighty …
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Pooper’s Remorse
This terrible deed, I must confess. Laid by me, in a heinous mess. It sits glaring up from the porcelain …
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Sacrificial Shizzle
I just excreted a steamy brown broth… It hissed and bubbled in a furious froth. I didn’t mean to deliver …
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Fire in The Hole!
FIRE IN THE HOLE!!! I just blew out the bowl! It was an explosive shit. The porcelain took the hit. …
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Rectaliation
It is hereby my duty to uphold the sacred doodie. The ancient tradition of making brown smoothie. But also to …
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Lactose Intolerance
Milk and salsa my intestines detest. Plainly obvious by my diarrhea fest. Barely made it to this bowl on which …
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Got The Life
Undigested bits. Float around the toilet bowl. Is this too corny? By Guest Pooet, The People’s Pooet
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Shameful Exit
Valve wide open, the pressure applied. Spackling the bowl of my porcelain ride. Squeeze and pinch, grunt and wince-making ungodly …
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Cerveza y Frijoles no Bueno
There I was bent over cheeks a quiver. Trying to squeeze the gunk from my liver. Right when I thought …
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Unholy Shiz
Oh, dear Lord in Heaven, what did I just birth? If stink had a value, highly this would be worth! …
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Vicious and Violent
Two iced coffees and I’m about to down a third. Soon the onset of a vicious and violent turd. But …
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Espresso Fartini
I hold aloft this classy brown drink. I foresee in my future a terrible stink. This robust espresso looks quite …
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Heavy Weight Title
Slowly I staggered away from the table… The weight in my gut made my legs unstable. I’d downed too much …
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Poop Plant
What colour does your middle eye blink? Right now mine’s brown, but before it was pink. When the eye opened …
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That Missed Feeling
“It’s been ages since I had that feeling.” I said to myself, as a fart was peeling. It’s been too …
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