“It’s been ages since I had that feeling.”
I said to myself, as a fart was peeling.

It’s been too long, it is sorely missed.
I need a clean break if you get my gist.

All I get, all I ever produce…
Is constant, soggy rear juice.

It’s all due to the structural integrity…
This oozed brown is weak and shitty.

Breaking off like a watery soft serve.
Downward into the bowl it curves.

And leaving some mush back in my hole.
I long for the clean break into the bowl.