I’ve just discovered the manager’s throne!
Such a wonderous facility I’ve never known!
There is no comparison, this throne is supreme!
It’s the kind of throne you hope to use in your dreams.
The cleanest of bowls coloured the brightest of white!
It makes you feel bad to cover it all in shite!
Jewel encrusted flusher hanging from a golden chain.
A pressurised seat for extreme comfort, not pain!
Last but not least is this throne’s toilet paper.
Its like soft woven feathers, a delight for any fecal caper.