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Crapodile

So today I went to take a shit. On the toilet seat, I did sit.

Little did I know that I was being watched. There was something waiting for me in the bowl as I started to squat.

Unbeknownst to me, it watched with a smile, it waited patiently that sly crocodile.

I’d heard stories as a child of crocodiles that lived in the sewers. None that I believed until now as my bum got skewered.

A gnashing of teeth met my rear end, all I could think was how did he fit in the S-bend.

With a stroke of genius, I decided to flush, hoping that would remove the reptile and my mush.

With some luck my plan was a success, now to get some stitches to fix my rear mess…

Pure Pooetry

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