The Big Shattering Trouble

Whoever says size does not matter…
Has never seen their deuce do a bowl shatter.

I just released a mighty brown behemoth.
The kind that makes the faint of heart screamoth.

Each greasy monster that slid on out…
Packed a ferocious punch… like getting knocked out.

Bigger in size was possibly the smell.
Like someone had opened the very gates of Hell.

But there’s still another sizable issue…
And it’s not cos I’m low on toilet tissue.

It is the throne… its a pile of rubble!
I’ve found myself in huge fecal trouble!

Pure Pooetry

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