Milk and salsa my intestines detest.
Plainly obvious by my diarrhea fest.
Barely made it to this bowl on which I rest.
The strength of my sphincter I did test.
On a mission, a Pepto quest…
To prevent a future underwear mess.
Help me, please… Look east, look west…
For the Hershey squirts cure that’s best.

By Guest Pooet, Fartimus Rhyme