FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!
I just blew out the bowl!
It was an explosive shit.
The porcelain took the hit.
Now a report from Damage Control.
The destruction is far and wide.
Such annihilation from my hide.
The death toll is beyond measure.
Suffering from my butt treasure.
Even my ass hairs have died.
Emergency services are on the scene.
They cannot deal with the unclean.
Scores of shite lay scattered.
Every single inch is splattered.
Behold the devastation of my spleen.