The Poop Checklist
It’s a real bummer when taking the seat, And to find the toilet roll is incomplete. So review this list …
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A Strange Fecal Fascination
It ebbed and it flowed, out from my bowels, it started to explode. It flew out at speed, I couldn’t …
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DIY Doodoo
Sometimes your poo time is inconvenient. When the bowels aren’t being too lenient. You may be on a roll with your …
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A Great Tragedy
A great tragedy has advanced. I’m not talking about Paris or France, but about the brown atrocity in my pants. …
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Vertical Streak
Have you ever done a crap on a wall, Accidentally of course, haven’t we all? One day when completing my …
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From The Shitey Deep
It brewed inside like a colossal storm. It began last night and it now it is morn. The seas of …
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Baked Beans
Beans beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat the more you poop! Watch me shoot from my fleshy hoop! …
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Houston, We Have a Pooblem!
Friday work lunch, a burger from heaven. But the aftereffects, got my bowels a revvin’. I got back to the …
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Get Me Outta Here!
What a vile place is the toilet, it’s so small and hot it really spoils it. Here I am trying …
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Doodoo Dishwasher
Off to the loo to wash my dishes. In with the poo water and the pisses. Scrub them clean with …
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A Real Screamer
My sweaty crack was the first warning. From my gaping hole, a terrible dawning. Dropping bombs like it was Hiroshima. …
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Grumpy & Chunky Monday
My Monday has started off extremely grumpy, so I better go drop off something that’s extremely lumpy. On the throne …
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The Scent of Obscurity
My day started just like any other. In the loo to birth a brown brother. Afterwards, something was not right. …
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The Great Trevor Endeavour
Trev was in quite a rush. He knew his anus was about to gush. He made it to the stall… …
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