Brown Birthday Cake
At the crack of dawn I awake, And lay a brown birthday cake. So it falls out, this sour dough, …
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Brown Trout
I did scream, I did shout. From my anus, began to sprout. A breath of fresh air… Released from my …
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Sloppy Jalopy
I rush to the loo for a sloppy jalopy. Slime seeps out with a resounding ploppy. Smell is bearable if …
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See Me Run
Woe is me, I’ve got the runs. The ooze spews forth in tonnes. Something I ate has done this to …
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Unique Meal
I have an urge deep below, it’s most uneasy. My bowels are rumbling, I’m feeling queasy. I’ll rewind and tell …
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Growl and Bite
What just happened is totally absurd, Let me explain about this turd. I just sat to pinch a growler, I …
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Prickly Pete / Stuck in The Mud
This blocked turd defies gravity. Stuck fast, drives me to insanity. Heaving, I grunt and groan, Then release a desperate …
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The Dreaded Connection
Slimy, shiny and tainted green, it’s like a nightmare not a dream. Sloppy, stinky and like a slurry, is what …
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Nutty Butt: Part III
Oh my god, it’s finally happened! The fecal floodgates have awakened! After a serious bout of shitty blockage, My bowels …
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Gaseous Maximus
I’m feeling a bit of gas. It bubbles in my ass. So I dash to the loo. And drop number …
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Clash of The Titans
The Clash of The Titans happened on this day. When I ventured to the throne to release my brown spray. …
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Sweet Relief
This is another account of my reality. Where I neared my rectal mortality. The culprit in this story was dairy. …
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Moby Thick
My legs grow numb as I pen this tale. For I’m on the John as I excrete this whale. It’s …
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The Curious Case of Papa Poosepi’s Ass
I’m still in awe of what just happened, let me tell you the story of me shattin’. As per usual …
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Half-Moon Crescent
Something terrible has happened in my bowel. I’m not sure how I can release something so foul. A sharp pain in …
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Plastic Bag
Here’s another tale and yes it’s true. And as usual, it’s all about poo. I have a brother, several years …
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The Apoocalypse
In the middle of a thick, wild and hairy battle. I paused to release my ass of it’s fecal cattle. …
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Shit For Shat
There’s a saying you may have heard. And I’m going to relate it back to turd. I’ve got quite a …
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