Beans beans, the magical fruit.
The more you eat the more you poop!
Watch me shoot from my fleshy hoop!
Eat them raw, eat them with juice.
Then turn them into liquid poose!
But eat too much, your bowels get loose!
The bean diarrhea is a messy affair.
The results give you quite a scare.
Unleash a blast of fecal bean flare!