You won’t believe it but you will implore, for today my friends this is dump number four. Today I’ve shed …

A cringing pain was felt within my bowel, my third poo of the day has made me howl. Time shift …

Ohh good glaven it’s been a while… And so I sit here with a devilish smile. A fragrant poop, not …

It’s been a while since I’ve shared a story of brown. I can happily tell you, Papa’s back in town. …

Excuse me bitch, would you mind not farting? It smells so rank, I think you are sharting. This train carriage …

Please excuse this fecal mess. I created this horror, I confess. I was going for something with art. But it …

It was one of those days and one of those turds. So here I sit rhyming some crappy words. The …

Expelling poo is generally an easy task. As the plops leave independently from your ass. Though sometimes you can run …

Ahhh yes it’s time for a poo… my favourite part of the day! When I’m at work I couldn’t care …

The force awakens and my butthole quake’ns. Like a mushy dark side turd, it’s power is stirred. The fecal force …

Something in this toilet is definitely askew. I bet the plumbing is jam packed with poo! The pipes are creaking, …

I’m back for part number two. To take a dump all over your poo. I’ll smash my shit right on …

I’m on the loo, it’s where I sit. I try not to have a shit-fit. The stench is far beyond …

If you’re in The Forest and taking a dump, You’ll need something to wipe that rump. Having a wet and …

A strange bubbling noise with a texture of curdled milk. What I am passing is most certainly not silk. An uncomfortable …

Cubicle number one was up for grabs… So I planted my cheeks and pushed with abs. For about ten seconds …