Weak Bum

I was trying to shit but it wouldn’t come out.
Fighting my ass, this was a terrible bout.

It was soft and squishy, and far too mushy.
The flow had halted on this fecal slushy.

I’d been sitting too long and my legs went numb.
Who to blame? This slow poo or my weak bum?

I ended up wiping prematurely to help it along.
Made an awful mess, this brown is so very wrong.

Pure Pooetry

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