Have you ever done a crap on a wall,
Accidentally of course, haven’t we all?
One day when completing my shit session.
I was wiping my hole in quick succession.
Only I fumbled and stepped away by mistake.
Losing balance, I fell toward my floating brown snake.
Not yet flushed, it drew far too near.
Time slowed and my face showed fear.
Side stepping I dodged the porcelain bowl.
But my cheeks felt cold as did my black hole.
I looked back and gasped, what have I done!?!
Stained on the wall was a streak from my bum!
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