Trev was in quite a rush.
He knew his anus was about to gush.
He made it to the stall…
Dropped his dacks, answering the call.
Oh, what fury now filled the bowl.
It’s mighty vengeance began to take toll.
Clumps and chunks and firey drizzle.
Left cheek, right cheek, Trev’s anus in the middle.
Then he grabbed the toilet paper.
The time had come to end the caper.
So if you see him believe his hype…
This murderous deuce was cleaned with one wipe.