Sometimes your poo time is inconvenient.
When the bowels aren’t being too lenient.
You may be on a roll with your work…
And you don’t have time to brownly spurk.
So with a series of straws and blue tac…
Here’s a new method for when poo attacks.
Concealed in my pants and hidden from sight…
An extraction system plugged into my coight.
No one will know about your shitty subterfuge.
As you ooze gunk thru the straws of pooge.
Cover your low grunts with a loud cough…
As the brown exits into the collection trough.
You must keep this trough out of view…
If seen someone will scream “IT’S POO!”
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