Extinguishing The Flame
Oh the pain of this fiery, brewing turd! Too much spice and caffeine is quite absurd. The cramping of my …
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Nutty Butt: Part II
Something has blocked my fecal pipe. I come up clean when I go to wipe. Those delicious cashews have struck …
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The Bittersweet
Monday mornings are bitter sweet, when there’s a massive deuce to excrete. I’m not even an hour in, now I …
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Poops, I Did it Again!
I think I did it again I made poo in more than just my pants Oh the brown It might …
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Seal of Apooval
It finally broke, my seal of appooval. The unfortunate remains will need removal. The cold embrace of the seat on …
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In The Nick of Time
I made it home just in the nick time. My stomach growling, my bowels primed. I just sat down and …
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Bothered & Hot
This stall is so hot and isn’t fun. It feels like I’m pooing on the sun. The beads of sweat …
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The Rage Borry
This day sucks I wish I could turn the page. But instead, I’ll take a borry of rage. It’s the …
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Ungodly Slurry
I had to hit the loo in a hurry. To unleash an ungodly slurry. I made it to the toilet …
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A Home Run
This will be a most epic shat. It feels like my bowels contain a baseball bat. I sit on down …
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This is Shit
I have nothing smart to say about this pooem. It’s stuck and its hot. This is shit. End.
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Royal Treatment
I sat down and closed my eyes. Bracing myself for a fecal surprise. Was it going to be big or …
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Greasy Caper
Oh the sheer magnitude, of this bog that is quite rude. I raced to plant my hairy cheeks, what was …
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Short & Sweet
I just took a deuce with impeccable sheen! With only one wipe I’m now squeaky clean.
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Meaty Spawn
Oh my, that was quite the meaty poo. My last meal I could smell in that goo. Rich was the …
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How Many Times?
How many times should I wipe? This isn’t a complaint nor a gripe. You see, I lose track of the …
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A Man Named Trevor
A terrible start to this brown endeavour… This throne was defiled by a man named Trevor. Alas our mash, has …
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