Off to the loo to wash my dishes.
In with the poo water and the pisses.
Scrub them clean with a urinal cake.
Damn these brown stains, for shits sake!
Squirt a lil toilet duck just for hygienics.
I have a mental disease, it’s in my genetics.
Now I dry them off with my dirty underwear.
Then make chocolate with my porcelain cookware!