Gaseous Maximus

I’m feeling a bit of gas.
It bubbles in my ass.
So I dash to the loo.
And drop number two.
I wasn’t expecting such a mass.

My sphincter oozes the dirt.
A literal case of butthurt.
But the brown floats away.
Now I’m at peace today.
Finishing off I release an air-squirt.

Pure Pooetry

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