What just happened is totally absurd, Let me explain about this turd.
I just sat to pinch a growler, I expected a bite but got some chowder.
My bowels were barking… something wasn’t right, it was a 12 hour load of nothing but shite.
I hadn’t taken a dump for most of the day, it was combination of caffeine, stink and spray.
I’ve learned my lesson now, I must not be so hasty. I must frequently vent my rectal pastry.
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