And with a sickening twist… My bowels announced with mist… A disastrous bog… Like corn on a cob. It’s rippled …

It’s wonderful touching down with your cheeks… After a long weekend eating 5kg of meat. It started with a jumbo …

The burger’s fecal was not done. Sludge eager to void my bum. So in a dirty shopping mall. I found …

Burger was rich and delicious. And I was far from suspicious. But the eruption was late. Delayed fecal fate. This …

Yay! The Friday fecal is here. To my brown eye it brings a tear. I squat over the throne. Spray …

I’ll tell you a story and believe me it’s true. I was having a cigarette and needed to poo. I …

Finally, it’s happened for the first time today! I get to sit on my ass and release my spray! It’s …

I wish I could start with something funny… But instead all I got was very runny. The pressure did build …

You dare not take a sniff… of this horrendous farted whiff. Heralding a rancid unloading. My gut is experiencing bloating. …

My rectum has been causing me a bit of grief. The stench is bad but thankfully it’s no queef. So …

I’ve taken many a turd as of late, and every time they end with the same fate. They all start …

Man your poo-post, that porcelain bowl will soon be toast! You must chug and chug, excrete that brown slug! You …

It’s quite a warm uneasy morn. I wonder what type of fecal demon shall spawn. My Chromus Domus has began …

This is addressed to all my fellow fecal brethren. In my absence, you mighta thought I went to heaven.  Such …

A rancid concoction exits my bowel. Upon it’s arrival the sewer beasts do howl. It’s a sloppy one of extreme …