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Pooetry

Shit For Shat

There’s a saying you may have heard.
And I’m going to relate it back to turd.

I’ve got quite a few as matter of fact.
Hold your nose, my bowels are unpacked.

Shit for shat instead of tit for tat.
Blow by blow, I’ll crap in your hat.

Shite the bullet, don’t use your teeth.
Poop this out, brown death bequeath.

Caught brown handed, you’re guilty as poo.
Now plant your cheeks and fill the loo.

Why not have a slice of this BUMble pie?
I cooked it fresh from my brown eye!

If you go cold TURDey and quit this pooem forever.
Memorise these sayings and you’ll be caca-clever.

Pure Pooetry

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