When you feel the tingle in The Anoos, you’ll know it’s time to unload the poose. Wherever you are just …

The morning’s Nugget took a cruise. Down the pipes it did ooze. Across the seas and oceans wide. Washed far …

I felt an explosion go off in my pants, so I raced to toilet to perform a dance. This dance …

An overdose of this false, processed food. My body wishes it had already poo’d. The mistake of eating a chicken …

Rushed into the loo to do number two, what do I find? The seat’s covered in poo. I hold tight …

A thunderous bog churned within, I held on with all my strength but it began to grow thin. Surely I …

I sat there percolating my first coffee of the day. When suddenly it erupted in a brown spray. Like a …

I’m backed into a corner with no where to run. But I have a secret weapon, a rumbling in my …

Stuck between my cheeks, And leaving some streaks… A soggy lump did sit. It wasn’t a full shit. But rather …

A sudden churning in the gut, Has left me in a bit of a rut. Bubbles start heading down south. …

I sit on the throne and begin to wonder. It’s been a while for a pooem about brown thunder. Being …

This message has been brought to you by The Department of Fecal Affairs. I like a nice clean seat. Clear …

It’s the first of Feb, y’know what that means? A brand new month and a toilet bowl to clean. It …

Ohhh my lord what a terrible sight. The toilet defiled in blood and shite. Usually this sight would have me …