This is another account of my reality.
Where I neared my rectal mortality.
The culprit in this story was dairy.
I ate too much, and shit got hairy.
While on the road and no toilet in sight,
I had to clench my buttocks tight.
The pain so intense, I gave a howl…
But I kept the strength in my bowel.
So when finally my relief was at hand,
I got ready to unleash my brown gland.
Even though I avoided the fecal air drop,
The end results were quite the slop.
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